Burnt or Buttered: Movie Reviews
”Burnt or Buttered: Quick Movie Reviews” is your go-to podcast for snappy, engaging film critiques that help you decide whether a movie is worth your time. Hosted by Stetson and Toast, two lifelong film enthusiasts with a flair for spirited debates, each 30-minute episode dives into one film with a mix of humor, insight, and straight-to-the-point opinions. With a love for great storytelling and a knack for playful banter, Stetson and Toast bring unique perspectives to every discussion—whether it’s analyzing breathtaking cinematography or calling out performances that missed the mark. The ultimate question? Does the movie leave you with a ”Burnt” taste, or is it ”Perfectly Buttered”? From blockbuster hits to hidden gems, Burnt or Buttered delivers quick, fun, and insightful reviews for every kind of moviegoer. Pop in for the verdict and stay for the laughs!
”Burnt or Buttered: Quick Movie Reviews” is your go-to podcast for snappy, engaging film critiques that help you decide whether a movie is worth your time. Hosted by Stetson and Toast, two lifelong film enthusiasts with a flair for spirited debates, each 30-minute episode dives into one film with a mix of humor, insight, and straight-to-the-point opinions. With a love for great storytelling and a knack for playful banter, Stetson and Toast bring unique perspectives to every discussion—whether it’s analyzing breathtaking cinematography or calling out performances that missed the mark. The ultimate question? Does the movie leave you with a ”Burnt” taste, or is it ”Perfectly Buttered”? From blockbuster hits to hidden gems, Burnt or Buttered delivers quick, fun, and insightful reviews for every kind of moviegoer. Pop in for the verdict and stay for the laughs!
Episodes

Monday Apr 14, 2025
Anora Review | Pretty Woman Meets Uncut Gems? | Burnt or Buttered Review
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Anora has been sweeping film festivals and topping critic lists—but does this gritty, emotionally raw story of a Brooklyn stripper-turned-bride live up to the hype? Stetson and Toast dive deep into the film’s themes of transactional love, power dynamics, and emotional trauma.In Behind the Butter, we break down the direction, performances, and standout scenes. Then in The Final Pop, we give our Burnt or Buttered ratings.Was Anora worthy of its critical acclaim, or just another festival darling with a bleak ending? Find out in this week’s episode.Subscribe for more honest, entertaining movie reviews every week.Let us know your thoughts in the comments—did Anora hit or miss for you?Chapters & Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: What is Anora?4:20 - Behind the Butter: Breaking Down the Filmmaking25:32 - The Final Pop: Burnt or Buttered?

Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Working man! | Burnt or Buttered Quick movie Reviews
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Welcome back to Burnt or Buttered! This time, we’re reviewing Working Man — Jason Statham’s surprise action flick about a construction foreman with a shady past, a kidnapped daughter, and a very particular set of tools.We thought this movie would be a disaster. Instead… we kinda loved it?Join us as we break down the chaos, the characters, the action, and all the ridiculous charm this movie somehow pulls off. And of course, we give it the final buttered or burnt stamp.⏱️ Chapters:00:00 – Intro & Trailer Trauma01:22 – What Is Working Man?02:30 – Plot Summary04:18 – Behind the Butter: Spoiler Talk Begins05:06 – Fashion, Flash, and the Mysterious Time Period06:10 – Eccentric Villains & Batman Vibes07:35 – David Harbour’s Blind Crossbow Moment09:30 – Absurd Henchmen & Dance-Troupe Villains10:50 – Realistic Action? Surprisingly Yes12:00 – Strong Female Lead, Not a Damsel14:00 – Why Did the Russian Mob Boss Do Nothing?!16:30 – Moral Complexity & Mafia Rules18:00 – Missed Opportunities & Cane Sword Dreams19:00 – Final Pop: Our Ratings20:50 – Should You Watch It? Final Verdict21:30 – Shoutout to the First 14 Subscribers ❤️🎙️ Like, Comment, and Subscribe if you're into honest, fun, and chaotic movie reviews. We post weekly and we’re just getting started.#WorkingMan #BurntOrButtered #JasonStatham #MovieReview

Wednesday Apr 02, 2025
Death of a Unicorn: Brilliant, Bonkers, or Just Bad? | Burnt or Buttered Movie Review
Wednesday Apr 02, 2025
Wednesday Apr 02, 2025
In this episode of Burnt or Buttered, Stetson, Toast, and special guest Charlie tackle Death of a Unicorn – A24’s wildest film yet, featuring magical healing blood, unhinged unicorns, and a pharmaceutical family in chaos. Is it genius or just goofy? We dive into the lore, the characters, and whether this film delivers on its weird promise.🔥 Stick around for the Final Pop where we drop our ratings – spoiler: we don’t agree.🎬 Subscribe for fun, fast, brutally honest movie reviews every week!⏱️ Chapters:00:00 – Is Death of a Unicorn Original?00:45 – Introductions & Special Guest Charlie01:37 – Quick Movie Recap04:40 – Behind the Butter: Movie Breakdown06:50 – Beast in the Woods: Been There, Done That?08:24 – Unicorn Lore, Healing Blood & Billion-Dollar Acne Cure10:30 – Plot Holes, Missed Moments & What Fell Flat12:12 – Will Poulter’s Standout Performance14:55 – Jenna Ortega's Purity Powers & Horn Hijinks16:00 – That Open-Ended Ending (and Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Books?)17:40 – Acting Highlights & Rich People Tropes19:00 – Final Pop: Ratings & Reactions

Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
In the Lost Lands, starring Milla Jovovich and Dave Bautista, takes us on a fantasy adventure filled with magic, werewolves, and epic battles. But does this adaptation of George R.R. Martin’s short story live up to its potential, or does it feel like a video game without the fun of actually playing?Stetson and Toast break down the filmmaking, cinematography, and storytelling in Behind the Butter, then give their Burnt or Buttered ratings in The Final Pop.Did In the Lost Lands deliver an epic fantasy or just another forgettable action flick? Let us know in the comments!Subscribe for more movie reviews every week.

Monday Mar 17, 2025
Last Breath | Burnt or Buttered Review
Monday Mar 17, 2025
Monday Mar 17, 2025
Last Breath brings the incredible true story of a deep-sea diver's fight for survival to the big screen. But does this film capture the intensity of the real-life events, or does it feel more like a dramatic reenactment? Stetson and Toast break it all down in Behind the Butter, then give their Burnt or Buttered ratings in The Final Pop.Was this a gripping survival thriller or a slow-moving retelling? Find out in this week’s review!Subscribe for more movie reviews every week.Have you seen Last Breath? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.

Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Mickey 17 Review | Sci-Fi Brilliance or a Copy of a Copy? | Burnt or Buttered
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Mickey 17, Bong Joon Ho’s highly anticipated sci-fi film starring Robert Pattinson, dives into deep existential themes, cloning, and a strange new world. But does it live up to the hype, or is it just a watered-down version of better sci-fi stories?Join Stetson and Toast as they break down the filmmaking, performances, and storytelling in Behind the Butter, then give their Burnt or Buttered ratings in The Final Pop.Did Mickey 17 blow your mind or leave you confused? Let us know in the comments!Subscribe for more movie reviews every week.Chapters & Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: What is Mickey 17?7:23 - Behind the Butter: Breaking Down the Filmmaking22:25 - The Final Pop: Burnt or Buttered?28:22 - Closing Thoughts & Outro

Friday Mar 07, 2025
Novocaine Review | Burnt or Buttered Movie Breakdown
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Jack Quaid stars in Novocaine, a high-energy action-comedy about a man who can’t feel pain—physically or emotionally. But does this wild premise deliver an entertaining ride, or is it just another over-the-top action flop?Join Stetson and Toast as they break down the filmmaking, action sequences, and love story in Behind the Butter, then give their Burnt or Buttered ratings in The Final Pop. Should you watch it, or let this one fade into numbness? Find out in this week’s review.Subscribe for more movie reviews every week.Have you seen Novocaine? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.Chapters & Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: What is Novocaine?1:12 - Behind the Butter: Breaking Down the Filmmaking15:56 - The Final Pop: Burnt or Buttered?19:56 - Closing Thoughts & Outro

Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Companion – Thought-Provoking or Just Another AI Thriller? | Burnt or Buttered
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
"Welcome to Burnt or Buttered! This week, we’re diving into Companion, a sci-fi thriller that raises big questions about AI, identity, and what it means to truly exist. Starring Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid, this movie takes a wild turn as it explores relationships between humans and AI, blending elements of horror, suspense, and deep existential themes. But does Companion deliver a compelling story, or does it feel like another recycled AI thriller? Let’s break it down!"🔹 Timestamps:🎥 Let’s Pop Things Off – [00:01:16] Quick intro & what we expected from Companion.🎬 Behind the Butter – [00:04:13] Breaking down the performances, storytelling, and the film’s take on AI consciousness.🍿 The Final Pop – [00:19:58] Our Burnt to Buttered verdict—was this movie a must-watch or just an interesting concept?💬 What did you think of Companion? Does AI thrill you or freak you out? Let us know in the comments!👍 Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you never miss another Burnt or Buttered movie review!

Friday Feb 21, 2025
Friday Feb 21, 2025
"Welcome to Burnt or Buttered! This week, we’re diving into The Monkey, the horror-comedy adaptation of Stephen King’s short story, directed by Osgood Perkins. With Theo James pulling double duty as twin brothers haunted by a cursed toy monkey (or should we say not a toy, according to Toast), this movie is packed with bizarre twists, over-the-top gore, and some surprisingly deep themes. But does it deliver true horror, or is it just monkey business? Let’s break it down!"🔹 Timestamps:🎥 Let’s Pop Things Off – [00:00:10] Quick intro & what we expected from The Monkey.🎬 Behind the Butter – [00:03:42] Breaking down the storytelling, horror-comedy balance, and character dynamics.🍿 The Final Pop – [00:20:47] Our Burnt to Buttered verdict—was it a horror hit or just too ridiculous?💬 What did you think of The Monkey? Did it hit the right horror-comedy balance, or did it leave you scratching your head? Drop your thoughts in the comments!👍 Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you never miss another Burnt or Buttered movie review!🎞️ Trailer Footage Used:The Monkey – Official Trailer via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husMGbXEIho📢 All rights to trailer footage belong to NEON. Used for review and commentary purposes under fair use.

Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Love Me – A Deep & Thought-Provoking Sci-Fi Romance | Burnt or Buttered
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
"Welcome back to Burnt or Buttered! This time, we’re diving into Love Me, the unique and visually stunning sci-fi romance directed by Sam and Andy Zuchero. This one’s a wild ride—set in a post-human world, it follows a smart buoy and a satellite as they learn what it means to love, create, and truly be. But does this ambitious concept work, or is it just too out there? Let’s break it down!"🔹 Timestamps:🎥 Let’s Pop Things Off – [00:01:10] A spoiler-free intro to Love Me and what we expected going in.🎬 Behind the Butter – [00:05:10] We go deep into the storytelling, visuals, and meaning behind the film’s unique approach.🍿 The Final Pop – [00:24:19] Our Burnt to Buttered verdict—does Love Me deserve all the praise, or is it a little too niche?💬 What did you think of Love Me? Drop your thoughts in the comments! Did this movie move you, or was it just too abstract? Let’s talk!👍 Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you never miss another Burnt or Buttered review!#BurntOrButtered #LoveMeMovie #SciFiRomance #MovieReview #QuickMovieReviews

